Chapter 51.7
Host: Cat Dad
Guests: He Yanlu, Ye Yixing
Cat Dad: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this episode of the BL Fairytale Interview Show! Today, we are fortunate to have the two popular protagonists of “Cat Transformation Chronicles”: He Yanlu and Ye Yixing! (Uh, one black cat is glaring at me~)
What is your name?
Yanlu: He Yanlu (^ ^)
Black Cat: Ye Yixing (= =)
How old are you?
Yanlu: 21
Black Cat: 20
What is your gender?
Yanlu: Male
Black Cat: Cat demon
Cat Dad: Cat demon is a gender?
Black Cat: Demons don’t have genders.
How would you describe your personality?
Yanlu: Gentle
Black Cat: Cunning
Cat Dad: So, are these animal personalities?
Black Cat: (=皿=)
What do you like about each other?
Yanlu: When he acts cute to me~
Black Cat: Holding me, rubbing against me, looking at me with fondness…
When did you two meet? Where?
Yanlu: April 1st, at Yang Qu’s birthday party
Black Cat: April 1st, 2010, at the KTV room 401B of the hotel during Yang Qu’s birthday party…
Cat Dad: Black Cat, your memory is impressive = =
What was your first impression of each other?
Yanlu: So cute, so comfortable, fur so soft, um, a bit flirtatious…
Black Cat: Very elegant, a legendary cold beauty, seemed proud, ah! Touching me in front of everyone… [Why bring up that tragic history! Meow-ow~]
What do you like about the other person?
Yanlu: When he acts spoiled to me~
Black Cat: Holding me, snuggling me, looking at me affectionately…
What do you dislike about the other person?
Yanlu: Hiding and not letting me find him (T^T)~
Black Cat: Playing with yarn balls, wearing jingling bells (=A=), ranking higher than me in writing!
Do you think you have good compatibility with each other?
Yanlu: Pretty good. It would have been nice to have Black Cat’s company when we were kids.
Black Cat: Aside from his series of offbeat behaviors, he should be nearly perfect.
Cat Dad: Offbeat behaviors meaning?
Black Cat: Making me call him “Big White Sister,” using my tail to test bathwater temperature.
Cat Dad (coughs): Truly offbeat…
How do you address each other?
Yanlu: Black Cat (=^ ^=)
Black Cat: Dad (=..=)
How would you like to be addressed by the other person?
Yanlu: Dad～
Black Cat: (sweetly) Black Cat~ (pleadingly) Luomu~ (teary-eyed) Ye Yixing～
If you were to compare each other to animals, what would they be?
Yanlu: No need for comparison, he’s a cat >_<
Black Cat: I once fantasized, [if He Yanlu were a cat… well, he’d definitely be white. There’s no color more suitable for him than pure white! And he’d be the kind of delicate and elegant white Persian cat, his fur would shimmer in the sunlight, exuding a transparent and gentle feeling…]
So, Yanlu would be a little white cat~ Persian breed~
Cat Dad: See chapter 11 for details…
If you were to give a gift to each other, what would it be?
Yanlu: (Already given) a collar～
Black Cat: (Already given) a necklace～
Cat Dad: What if you were to give a new gift?
Yanlu: A cat grooming brush～
Black Cat: (=皿=) What’s that?!
Yanlu: I used it on your back with my brush, and you clearly enjoyed it… (>///<)
Cat Dad: Oh my, you’re blushing. I understand. And what about Black Cat?
Black Cat: I’ll confess in advance in this column and wish him an early happy birthday. My readers will also join in wishing him. On his birthday, he will receive flowers with the signature of Luomu Zhixiu. We’ll have a sweet date all day, with a candlelit dinner and cake. Then we’ll take a bath together, and I’ll be very gentle… Finally, I’ll turn into a cat and let him hold me while he falls asleep (= =)
Who confessed their feelings first?
Yanlu: He did.
Black Cat: Actually, you liked me pretty early on, didn’t you?
Yanlu: (Looks to the sky) No way.
How much do you like each other?
Yanlu: If he disappeared, I would cry…
Black Cat: Well… that’s a tough question, it’s immeasurable.
So, do you love each other?
Yanlu: Yeah. (Blushing)
Black Cat: Say you love me! (Uses paws to paw at the other’s clothes)
Yanlu: I love you…
Black Cat: (Raises tail) Meow~ I love you too~
What does the other say that makes you feel helpless?
Yanlu: Dad, you’re the best…
Black Cat: Be good, go play with your sister.
If you suspect the other person is losing interest, what would you do?
Yanlu: … I won’t want him anymore, I’ll get another cat!
Black Cat: (Pouting with a cat face)
Could you forgive the other person for losing interest?
Yanlu: No!
Black Cat: He can’t possibly lose interest.
Cat Dad: Black Cat, you’re quite confident…
What would you do if the other person is more than an hour late for a date?
Yanlu: Find a corner to read.
Black Cat: Mobilize all friends to find him…!
Which part of the other person’s body do you like the most?
Yanlu: The tail.
Black Cat: The neck.
What expression from the other person do you find the sexiest and most tempting?
Yanlu: When he’s licking his fur…
Black Cat: When he takes care of himself with his hand… even though I’ve only seen it once (nosebleed)…
Cat Dad: Do cats also get nosebleeds!?
When you’re together, when is the time that makes your heart race (nervous)?
Yanlu: In the bathroom… that day when Black Cat turned into Ye Yixing’s appearance >///<
Black Cat: When I first realized I liked him, every smile of his made my heart race…
Have you ever lied to each other? Are you good at lying?
Yanlu: Haven’t lied, not good at lying.
Black Cat: Lie frequently… good at lying…
Cat Dad: Such an interesting contrast.
What makes you the happiest?
Yanlu: Holding him and having him rub against me.
Black Cat: Making love.
Have you ever fought?
Yanlu: We fight often!
Black Cat: Meow? Meow meow?
Cat Dad: Black Cat, why are you acting innocent…
What do you usually fight about?
Yanlu: (Silence)…
Black Cat: It’s always about trivial matters. I don’t even know why he gets so angry.
How do you make up after a fight?
Yanlu: He turns into a cat.
Black Cat: Most of the time, I turn into a cat…
Would you still want to be lovers in your next life?
Yanlu: I hope so… and this time, I’ll be on top.
Black Cat: Yeah, it would be best if he turned into a cat, and I could take care of him.
When do you feel that you’re loved?
Yanlu: Um, when he’s cooking.
Black Cat: Generally, if I’m in cat form, his affection is very obvious…
What is your way of expressing love?
Yanlu: (Perplexed)
Black Cat: I am a very charming and attentive male cat. My love for Luomu is very considerate and detailed. This is reflected in many aspects, including (the following text is omitted)…
When do you feel like “he doesn’t love me anymore”?
Yanlu: Currently, I don’t.
Black Cat: Me neither.
What flower do you think represents your relationship?
Yanlu: Dogtail grass.
Black Cat: Lily.
Cat Dad: Dogtail grass isn’t a flower, Yanlu!
Yanlu: Using dogtail grass to tease Black Cat is quite interesting.
Black Cat: =皿=
Are there things you’re keeping from each other?
Yanlu: No.
Black Cat: I… am actually not a cat demon.
Yanlu: =口= What are you saying?
Where does your self-doubt come from?
Yanlu: Not being able to fit well into collective life.
Black Cat: If I like him, but he doesn’t like me…
Is your relationship public or a secret?
Yanlu: It’s a secret.
Black Cat: It’s public.
Cat Dad: Why are your answers different = =!
Do you think your love for each other can last forever?
Yanlu: Yes.
Black Cat: It will last for three lifetimes.
Yanlu: Why only three?
Black Cat: Past life, present life, next life.
Cat Dad: Dear little cats, the first half of the BL fairy tale interview is ending here. The second half is filled with the brilliant color of bananas, so underage little cats must watch it with the company of a big cat!
The next guests are the handsome and sunny Ye Yixing and the cold (?) and beautiful Yanlu!
See you after the break! Sending kisses~
—–Intermission—–
