The netizens tuning in were absolutely blown away.
“I think I’m blind.”
“Same here.”
“Not just blind—I think my eyes have their own ideas! How else would I be seeing another twist in this drama?”
“? You’re all blind? Fine, then I’m blind too.”
Everyone watching couldn’t believe it.
Their jaws were practically on the floor.
They were gradually losing their bearings.
Unbelievable!
Who could have expected that a little “melon” they’d eaten months ago would stretch all the way to this moment?!
They stared in shock at the two extremely familiar accounts on the screen, and finally, one sharp-eyed viewer spotted the clue.
“…Holy crap, friends, weren’t these two accounts bronze rank just a little while ago? And now they’re both Aces? How fast did that happen?!”
Other viewers instantly felt like the ground was collapsing beneath them.
“Stop feeding us! I’m full of melon already!”
“I’m different 🙂 I imagined a ton of dog food for myself and happily devoured it alone.”
“Who isn’t?”
Even as netizens were stunned, many Yin Corporation employees were similarly dumbfounded.
In this day and age, who doesn’t watch a video or scroll Weibo while snacking on some drama?
These two IDs were unmistakably recognizable to more than one person.
But wait! Weren’t they supposed to be a couple account?
So what on earth was going on with Mr. Yin?
The male secretary finally couldn’t contain himself.
Hiding behind Ah Mao, he grabbed him by the throat and demanded:
“Speak! Were you aware of this? Who is that dog of a man? Is he the one making Mr. Yin dress up like that every day? It has to be him! Look at that deep V! So shameless!”
Ah Mao, choking and helpless, could only roll his eyes repeatedly.
How could he possibly know Mr. Yin’s thoughts?
But everyone recognized Zong Cheng, right?
And no matter how you looked at it, Zong Cheng’s outfit was completely unlike his usual style. If anyone was influencing him to dress up so “flashy,” it was more likely Mr. Yin!
On stage, Yin Chen gradually noticed the odd atmosphere.
He raised a brow and scanned the employees’ gazes.
Uh-oh!
He’d been too obvious and got noticed!
The employees quickly averted their eyes to the ceiling and floor, avoiding the stage.
Something was off.
Yin Chen observed a little longer, then leaned close to Zong Cheng.
“Have you noticed? Something’s… weird about them.”
Shh—!
The employees in the audience gasped.
The faint warmth of Yin Chen’s breath tickled Zong Cheng slightly, but that wasn’t the main issue.
The biggest problem:
Zong Cheng realized they were probably busted.
Especially with so many people watching, and Yin Chen leaning over to whisper just to him!
Wasn’t that basically confirmation?!
Yin Chen had only asked casually, after all, and Zong Cheng was sitting right there.
How could he possibly know?
“Hmm? Why haven’t you joined yet?”
Leaning closer, Yin Chen noticed Zong Cheng hadn’t entered the squad. He lightly tapped the screen.
His long fingers brushed Zong Cheng’s hand, and Zong Cheng’s body stiffened instantly, ears flushing bright red.
Way too close.
Breathing became difficult.
“They can’t be a couple… can’t… can’t… wait, aren’t they a couple? Damn! Mr. Yin is that aggressive? Whispering, teasing the other CEO… he’s too skilled QAQ.”
“Stay strong.jpg”
“I’m such a fool. I thought I’d get some juicy drama against Dongfang Wan, but instead, I’m being fed top-tier dog food QUQ.”
“Damn! So sweet Q^Q.”
Meanwhile, the troll minions were dumbfounded, jaws dropping.
No kidding, this dog food tastes pretty good?
Wait, no!
“Boss! How… how do we spin this?”
Their target just… upgraded the melon.
The troll leader was stunned.
Wasn’t this supposed to be proxy gaming?
Instead… they literally became a couple??
He’d never encountered this situation before.
How do we handle this?
Even the money in hand felt scorching hot.
After much internal debate, he called the client for guidance.
“Boss, how are we supposed to spin this?”
Dongfang Wan looked at the video he received and froze.
Damn!
Wasn’t Yin Chen supposed to like Lin Yuhan?
What was going on?
Who was this dog of a man?
No, no, now wasn’t the time for that.
He forced himself to stay calm and quickly realized the key point:
This was huge news!
Massive news!
Even more shocking than Yin Chen hiring a gamer companion before!
He immediately replied:
“Do I even need to tell you how to handle this? He’s already with another man!!!”
?
With another man?
The troll leader panicked.
These days, they handle male-male CP hype all the time!
Even more reliably than straight CPs!
Never expected their client to be such an old-school dinosaur.
Sigh.
Despite the doubts, he relayed the client’s instructions to the minions.
“Uh… okay?”
The minions exchanged glances with their leader. Really?
The troll leader sighed.
“Do it.”
Zong Cheng, silently chanting in his mind, finally logged in and joined the squad, starting the first match with Yin Chen.
The first department had over sixty people. Yin Chen was ready to mark the drop point while chatting with Zong Cheng.
“This squad is pretty big. Where should we drop?”
He glanced sideways, spotting a sea of chest muscles in his view.
Whoa.
Yin Chen’s eyes lingered a few seconds before pretending not to notice.
As expected of self-disciplined Zong Cheng—those pecs, perfect score.
Blushing, Zong Cheng pretended not to notice Yin Chen’s gaze and even turned slightly to face him.
“Same as always—drop at a jungle spot and find some vehicles to fight?”
“OK, all yours.”
Yin Chen’s words slipped out naturally, but the mic nearby picked it up for the live broadcast.
“…”
“…”
“…”
Hic. I don’t want to say more—just take a moment to feel my single-word sentiment.
More dog food served!
Zong Cheng grabbed vehicles expertly; Yin Chen knew him well enough to follow seamlessly.
Unexpectedly, a duo dropped nearby!
“Squad next to us.”
Yin Chen signaled.
“Got it. I’m faster. I’ll glide down; you detach slightly. Jump in the car—see if we can run them over.”
Zong Cheng’s ears still red, voice calm and commanding.
Run them over?
Slick, I like it!
They detached and simultaneously landed in a vehicle.
Boing-boing—the car jumped forward; the other duo had just touched down.
“Damn! My car got stolen!”
The new-phone wielder cursed.
Colleague screamed: “Hide! They’re coming for us!”
Just then, the car barreled straight at them.
Bam.
【I’m a CEO who just ran over today’s double year-end bonus.】
“Uh… this ID is awkward.”
“How many times have I said? Don’t make flags, just don’t!”
“Light a candle for this guy—RIP, your double year-end bonus has flown away.”
They crushed one, and Zong Cheng quickly turned to chase another.
The smarter one hid by a tree, circling around.
Yin Chen: “What now?”
Zong Cheng: “You get out, I’ll circle right, run over again, then punch them.”
?
Perfect. Love this command.
The employee dodged, but when he looked back—
Holy crap.
Yin Chen was charging with fists flying.
The panicked man followed suit.
Another person suddenly appeared behind!
“I’m being surrounded!”
He screamed!
The downed colleague peeked, slowly closed his eyes flashing with the ¥ symbol.
Gone.
Double bonus, lottery ticket—vanished.
【I’m a CEO using fists to eliminate a brother’s carry.】
“Ah, these two IDs…”
“Everyone saw that? Lesson learned—name wisely, don’t be flashy!”
“Done.”
Zong Cheng spoke calmly, went to drive, and pick up teammates.
Yin Chen leaned close, praising him.
“Zong Cheng is really reliable.”
Zong Cheng glanced at him, then at the camera filming them, and nodded silently.
Their luck was decent. Even as junglers, Zong Cheng quickly found a 98K and an AKM.
Both used 7.62 ammo, not conflicting with Yin Chen’s SCARs using 5.56.
They coordinated perfectly, swapping attachments and bullets. Nearby, vehicle sounds approached.
Yin Chen didn’t lift his head, brushed thighs against Zong Cheng:
“Take them out?”
Thigh sparks, shivers, and heat flaring near ears.
Thankfully, his face was covered!
Zong Cheng silently thanked his luck, obeyed Yin Chen instantly.
“Got it.”
They coordinated to take down a three-person jeep, in under two minutes, the loot boxes felt like instant deliveries, upgrading their gear.
Yin Chen switched to a fully-attached M416 and an SKS, Zong Cheng took the M24—fully loaded.
【The three guys delivering loot looked just like me when looting in-game :)】
【Same… always early looting, giving away all hard-earned gear to enemies, haha, this game isn’t meant for me.】
【Poor in PUBG, rich as courier—old saying doesn’t lie.】
Netizens discussing this were stunned as Zong Cheng leaned close to Yin Chen.
Next moment, he removed his M24 and 8x scope.
The audience was blown away.
Damn.
So today was just to lure the dog into a kill, right?
