Dongfang Wan’s brain really was at sea.
The young master known as Saki couldn’t help but think so.
He snorted a few times, braving the biting cold as he stood outside the men’s clothing store.
To carry out Dongfang Wan’s plan of seduction, he had even worn a deep V-neck, prioritizing style over warmth.
And the result?
Dongfang Wan, as usual, had no clue.
This Yin Chen, clearly, was already taken!
Already taken!
Dongfang Wan, shake your head, okay?
Do you even know what “already taken” means?
As a bottom, does he have to sell himself for money?!
Damn it!
He wanted to curse Dongfang Wan an extra ten thousand times.
Pulling out his phone, Saki stepped outside to make a call.
The moment it connected, he spoke impatiently:
“I can’t handle this.”
Dongfang Wan froze, then a flash of anger crossed his face.
“You already went there, didn’t you? How can you not handle it?”
Just a trivial matter!
Saki remained expressionless.
“I went, but you didn’t tell me—it’s two people there.”
He gritted his teeth.
“And they’re clearly a couple! That Yin Chen has a taller man right beside him!”
Already taken, understand?
“What?”
Dongfang Wan was shocked, frowning.
“You’re talking nonsense. He likes me, my ex-boyfriend—there’s no way there’s another man with him.”
Saki took a deep breath, then walked back to secretly snap a photo.
“See for yourself.”
He sent the picture.
Dongfang Wan opened it, then immediately relaxed.
“You’re mistaken. That’s his new collaborator. They’re not that kind of relationship.”
Saki slowly typed a question mark.
He had seen Yin Chen kiss someone else on the chin—how is that not that kind of relationship?
Then what is?
Dongfang Wan reminded him:
“Don’t forget, you’ve already taken my money. You must complete this task. Otherwise, you’ll have to return the money with interest.”
Damn it.
He didn’t even have the money left.
In their line of work, they lived for the moment; that money had long been spent!
Saki took a deep breath and nodded.
“I understand. I’ll try my best.”
If necessary, he thought, he could go in as a trio!
Buy one, get one free, right?
Prepared, Saki waited at the door for his chance.
He waited… a full hour.
Inside, Zong Cheng obediently changed into another outfit and approached Yin Chen, eyes full of anticipation.
Still angling for a kiss?
Though timid, he knew how to ask for benefits smartly.
Yin Chen, satisfied, gave him a kiss.
Zong Cheng couldn’t help feeling giddy.
Blushing, he mustered some courage and kissed Yin Chen’s… forehead.
Good grief.
Two full servings of “couple sweetness” right in their faces.
Other girlfriends in the men’s store were furious, their boyfriends trembling.
Yin Chen waved dismissively.
“Wrap up everything you tried on just now.”
The girlfriends gasped: wow! A heavenly boyfriend + heavenly boyfriend!
Looking at their own boyfriends?
Their hearts sank.
The boyfriends were stunned.
Are gay couples really this open nowadays?
Calmly paying and giving the address, Yin Chen naturally held Zong Cheng’s hand and walked out.
Leaving behind silent flames sparked by their public display of affection.
Just a few steps outside, a very pale boy dashed in, lips purple from the cold.
He aimed straight for Yin Chen’s embrace before Yin Chen could react.
Zong Cheng caught the boy’s head with one hand, arm stretched, physically blocking him.
“You okay?”
Zong Cheng glanced at Yin Chen, concern in his eyes.
?
Reasonably speaking, I’m already blocked—unless I’m fragile enough to get internal injuries from the wind he’s carrying?
No, really, no.
Yin Chen internally scoffed but had to praise his boyfriend’s thoughtfulness.
He scratched Zong Cheng’s palm.
“I’m fine.”
?
Seriously? Asking if he’s okay?
Saki felt like he was suffocating.
This… this is the first time he’d seen such a straight, straight man.
So Ning (Zong Cheng) must not be gay, right?
Especially as he tried to move his own head closer.
Good grief—unmoved.
Ning’s hands were like pliers?
And so many people were watching; couldn’t they let him talk after stepping back?
Saki was furious, yet had to keep up a sweet, obedient tone.
“Sorry, it’s just so cold outside, I wanted to come in to warm up. Didn’t notice… you’re fine, right?”
Zong Cheng scrutinized him.
Yin Chen did too.
For some reason, this deep V looked familiar.
He instinctively glanced at Zong Cheng.
Zong Cheng expressionless, even slightly disdainful, let go.
“Wear more if it’s cold. Wearing so little, of course you’d be freezing.”
Saki looked up, shocked.
Damn—he really took back his previous words. This guy is definitely straight!
Straight as reinforced steel!
He, such a flashy bottom, standing here—this guy actually says he’s underdressed?
This is… sexy! Sexy!
Ah…
Yin Chen looked at Zong Cheng, then the deep V, suddenly realizing something.
Could this be…?
The person Dongfang Wan sent to seduce him?
Yin Chen’s gaze flicked to the man’s chest.
Then he noticed his own fingers being gripped.
Zong Cheng looked a bit frustrated.
“Don’t look… can he be more handsome than me?”
That chest is flat as an airstrip!
Compared to his bulging pectorals?
Yin Chen still staring?
Noticing Zong Cheng’s eyes, Yin Chen slowly typed a question mark.
Well, not exactly jealous in such a weird place, right?
…
Ah, forget it.
Even jealousy takes courage.
Yin Chen squeezed his hand, blinking.
“My boyfriend is the most handsome in the world, especially…”
His gaze paused on Zong Cheng’s chest, tightly covered by a sweater.
Pectorals to die for.
Zong Cheng froze.
Next second, blushing furiously.
So, Yin Chen really does like him best.
But…
“You’re the most handsome!”
Watching two boyfriends being adorably clingy, Saki glanced down at the subtle hints through his own deep V.
Then at the steel-straight-turned-bendy boyfriend in front of him. He scoffed.
…
Damn Dongfang Wan.
Sending someone to seduce…
This Yin Chen clearly likes big ones! Not some delicate, push-over bottom!
…Damn.
Cursing Dongfang Wan for the 10,002nd time.
Saki drew a few deep breaths, trying to resist for the sake of the money.
Looking up…
The tall, silly guy was being pulled in by the collar, kissed, blushing and shy!
Damn Dongfang Wan, the young master had long forgotten what blushing meant!
Seduce my ass!
I’ll seduce you back!
Saki quickly faced reality and decisively turned away.
Giving up!
Ah…
Dongfang Wan’s recruit just left?
Not even fighting for a few more seconds?
He hadn’t kissed enough!
Yin Chen felt a twinge of regret, but catching Zong Cheng’s flushed ears in his peripheral vision, he licked the soft corners of his lips and let go.
So sweet.
Did this guy sneak some candy behind his back?
Releasing him, Yin Chen looked at Zong Cheng, unsure where to put his eyes, and felt like pinching his ears.
He casually shifted the topic.
“Looks like I should bring a few bodyguards out. What do you think?”
Zong Cheng: “Hm?”
Zong Cheng: “Mm-hm.”
Mentioning this, he immediately became serious.
“Indeed, given your status, it’s better to have a few bodyguards.”
Otherwise, what if some random person rushed in while he wasn’t around?
Thinking of that, Zong Cheng’s face was no longer red, nor embarrassed.
Even exuding a faint black aura.
He frowned, beginning to regret.
Who was that guy just now?
Should’ve checked before letting him go.
Charging into Yin Chen’s embrace at such a large entrance seemed suspicious.
Seeing Zong Cheng seriously contemplating, Yin Chen couldn’t help but chuckle.
Holding his hand, he casually said:
“But if we bring bodyguards, kissing might not be so convenient.”
After all…
Someone still gets flustered, right?
Zong Cheng was taken aback.
Panicking.
“Why wouldn’t it be convenient?”
Yin Chen raised an eyebrow.
Oh?
“When would it be convenient? So many people… wouldn’t it be awkward?”
He sighed while speaking.
“No choice—my boyfriend is shy. Should I bring fewer bodyguards?”
As soon as he finished, Zong Cheng suddenly leapt into his arms.
Yin Chen froze.
Huh? Was Liang Jingru’s “Courage” going wholesale now?
Zong Cheng hugged him for two seconds, then timidly let go.
Blushing, he complained to Yin Chen.
“I’ll try my best… just give me some time.”
He spoke seriously, yet timidly.
Yin Chen watched, noticing him still avoiding eye contact.
Just that?
Yin Chen’s lips curled into a quiet smile.
“Okay, I’ll wait for you.”
After all, Zong Cheng was the most adorable boyfriend in the world.
Then his adorable boyfriend returned to the villa and fell ill.
Yin Chen was shocked.
The family doctor hurried over, checked him, and gave an answer that left Yin Chen both laughing and crying.
“Mr. Zong has been emotionally up and down recently, plus the cold wave these past few days, so he fell ill. I recommend he maintains a calm mindset to recover in time for New Year.”
Then the doctor gave Zong Cheng an injection and left with his things.
Outside, the family doctor couldn’t help but send a message in the group chat.
【Damn!!! Why didn’t anyone inform me?! Mr. Zong has officially moved in!】
One message, waves upon waves!
The secretaries and everyone at home preparing for New Year were blown away!
【What?! Mr. Zong moved in?!】
【What’s happening? Could it be that this year’s year-end party, Mr. Yin is really showing off his boyfriend? Knock! I knew the food that day was dog food! Didn’t taste right!】
The doctor quickly summarized.
【Seems correct! Mr. Yin will probably call me again! I’ll report then! Looks like they might spend New Year together!】
Back in the house, Yin Chen twitched his lips.
Mood swings?
Stay calm?
So… to care for his boyfriend, wouldn’t packing him off be faster?
Yin Chen seriously pondered.